Carnival Sins

Then you bite, and it's like sliding the knickers off a Titian Venus...

Please Don’t Be My Valentine

You haven’t known hell until you’ve heard “Take me Home, Country Road’ played on a mandolin by a fake gondolier…

Like Christmas trees and Hallowe’en, Valentine’s day is a relatively recent import to Venice. Whilst plastic pumpkins and Santa hats have been (rather awkwardly) embraced as a commercial opportunity, or something to…

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